Feb 23, 2012

13 Things PMS Stands For

Let's face it, without a sense of humor none of us could survive the challenges of life.

This little ditty has been circulating through the email chain but it still makes me laugh. And with everything going now in all of our lives......a good laugh is a very good thing to find!

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3.. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly, Men Stink

12. Pack My Stuff, I'm Leaving

Some of us may be post not pre...but the results are the same! And whether I'm having a munchies attack in my sweatpants, feeling puffy, or pissy, I still love to pull out my fabrics, do some creative surface design, or color selection choices.... and think about quilting. And sometimes, the mood swings and sleep deprivation can increase, rather than decrease creativity...there's got to be a rainbow, somewhere...even if its in our sewing rooms!


Carol- Beads and Birds said...

You hit me at the perfect time to use #1.
Look out Die Shop Guy...I'm loaded ~lol~
xx, CArol

Miki Willa said...

Having that all long behind me is still something I celebrate regularly. On the down side, I no long have an excuse for the rare days I have the blues, or for my chocolate cravings.;-)

Michele said...

I'm feeling both pissy AND puffy! Thanks for the chuckle!

Lynne said...

Very amusing!

Barbara said...

Love these, really made me laugh :O))

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh, I need it! Also, I really love your arrangment of art quilting fabrics. Is that those oil crayons sticks on the one?

Scrappy quilter said...

Very funny!!