Thursday, January 05, 2012

Middle Aged and Senior Texting Codes



Need to type a coded text message in a hurry? Maybe you already own a 'Smart' phone and have discovered that you still need to be smarter than the phone to even use it!

To help you out, here's a compiled version of all of the "Middle Aged and Senior Citizen Texting Codes" I've been emailed recently. Use these texting shortcut messages to call for help, give suggestions, or pass on your where abouts:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friend Fell, or Best Friend's Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
*FOOWL - Fell Out Of Wheelchair Laughing
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help... GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Note:
Willow, by the way is now 17 1/2 years old and notice how she has her own code to tell you who she is. Yep, just one of my little cuties!

And apologies for all of my posts marked 'humor' and their unexpected self publishing. I'm leaving this one and removing the incomplete ones that were supposed to stay in draft mode. Those of you who use blog readers will be confused......What else is new? And why should I be alone in that ;)

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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:42 PM

    FOOWL and GGLKI....best laugh I've had in weeks!

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  2. So funny - gotta go and share it.

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  3. Anonymous3:18 PM

    I needed a good laugh to share with friends! Thanks!

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  4. Ha,ha,ha! Very funny!

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  5. What a hoot! I love these. Can't believe your cat is that old. She is precious!

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  6. FUNNY!!! LOVE it! Thanks so much for sharing! Cute kitty, too!

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  7. Thanks for sharing these---I needed a good laugh and found myself laughing out loud at these!

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  8. Willow really is a cutie!!! Give her a pat and a hug from me. I love contented kitties.

    And I will save your list of texting codes. I usually can't figure out what my daughter is texting me. Now I can confuse her!

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  9. Willos looks amazing for her age and is absolutely the cutest of the cuties~!

    love the codes and had more than a few lol moments while reading them.

    :-)
    libbyQ

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Michele Bilyeu blogs "With Heart and Hands" as she journeys between Douglas, Alaska and Salem, Oregon.